1. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother & father's middle name)
Lucy Yustas... now isn't this kinda female name. Well, Lucius Yustas. ACK! X)

2. NASCAR NAME: (first name of your mother's dad, father's dad)
Henry Simon ...lawl.

3. STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Samky (LAWL sounds like a dumb dog name XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD)

4. DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal)
Black Wolf (what a trite line!)

5. SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Sam Rostov (sounds like gangster nickname)

6. SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add "THE" to the beginning)
The Grey Coffee?! BE KIDDING?! How should one save the world with such name? OK, guess all the badguys should die laughing their asses off...

7. FLY NAME: (first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)
Sach X) LAWL.

8. GANGSTA NAME: (fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Cherry Cheesecake. Oh what a crap X)

9. ROCK STAR NAME: (current pets name, current street name)
Fred Zorge (...shit)

10. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your fav perfume/cologne, fav candy)
Poem Pineapple?! X))))

11. PORN NAME: (1st pet, street you grew up on)
Joy Zoologic?! ACK x 2! X)))